Cracker...

http://youtu.be/ykF1y3DoYkY

Fact

Fact: Everyday, millions of plants are killed by vegetarians. Help stop the violence. Eat a steak.

Sick

The only upside to throwing up is that if there's enough of it on the floor you get to stay home from school.

Super Bowl

who do you want to win the Super Bowl? Moms: "which ever team has the guy from the blind side."

Caution

Umm ya, it's officially possible to OD on candy.

Problems

I don't think I'd ever be able to stab someone, considering how I'm bad with Capri Suns.

Peeves

Nothing pisses me off more than seeing June bugs in July.