Cracker...

http://youtu.be/ykF1y3DoYkY

Fact

Fact: Everyday, millions of plants are killed by vegetarians. Help stop the violence. Eat a steak.

Sick

The only upside to throwing up is that if there's enough of it on the floor you get to stay home from school.

Super Bowl

who do you want to win the Super Bowl? Moms: "which ever team has the guy from the blind side."

Caution

Umm ya, it's officially possible to OD on candy.

Problems

I don't think I'd ever be able to stab someone, considering how I'm bad with Capri Suns.

Peeves

Nothing pisses me off more than seeing June bugs in July.

Opinion?

It's not the spider that's scary....it's when it disappears and you don't know where it is.

Consider the following

Nothing starts more fights than texting the letter "K"

???

MATH...The only place people buy 60 watermelons and no one wonders why.

Lets Be Real

Ok bottom line if there was a real fire at school, the last thing people would be doing is lining up quietly.

Nights of remembrance

Some say the glass is half empty, some say its half full, but clearly there's room for more drink.

School

No teacher I don't know the answer, that's why my hand wasn't raised.